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Russian Bombers to offer cut price flights to the UK

In a move, aggressively resisted by the RAF, the Russian Federation Air Force (VVS) has attempted to muscle in on the lucrative budget air routes normally dominated by firms like … Continue reading

February 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

After 80 years, Swiss police spring into action against Swiss Banks

Like a coiled sloth, investigators have launched a search of HSBC’s Geneva subsidiary. With the urgency of a giant tortoise, Swiss prosecutors have noticed that there may be some ‘minor … Continue reading

February 25, 2015 · 2 Comments

David Cameron: Unemployed young can muck out my stables

The Conservative Party has promised to come down hard on young ne’er do wells, by compelling them to ‘polish Tory silverware’. Rather than being an Etonian euphemism, the aim is … Continue reading

February 24, 2015 · 7 Comments

Ed Miliband to put Alan Sugar in all schools

In a bold policy commitment, the Labour leader has said he would ensure all school leavers have an exit interview with Lord Sugar. This ‘apprenticeship guarantee’ would cover a range … Continue reading

February 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Fuck off, it’s my best hat and it wouldn’t suit you anyway’

WINNER: ‘Fuck off, it’s my best hat and it wouldn’t suit you anyway’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 21st Feb 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘If … Continue reading

February 22, 2015 · 2 Comments

Samsung release a range of morally superior TVs

Having revealed that their current range of smart products will ‘listen’ to and gather personal information, the South Korean multinational was forced to concede that their self-aware TVs were now … Continue reading

February 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Boris Johnson to renounce ‘human form’

Speaking to a packed room of journalists, the Mayor of London has confirmed his intention to run as MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip in his natural reptilian shape. Having … Continue reading

February 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ukraine crisis is ‘Peace Avoidance’ not ‘Peace Evasion’ 

In a move set to reassure Europe, Russian officials have rebranded their support of the Ukraine Rebels as tax deductible. Taking inspiration from the shifting ethics of the British banking sector, … Continue reading

February 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tories blow £1m on FarmVille‏

It has been revealed that the Conservative Party is paying £100,000 a month to Facebook in order to subsidize David Cameron’s addiction with growing virtual crops. So engrossed in developing … Continue reading

February 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

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