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Caption Competition: ‘A Liberal Democrat spokesperson delivers an ultimatum to David Cameron, demanding to be taken seriously as part of the Coalition’


WINNER: ‘A Liberal Democrat spokesperson delivers an ultimatum to David Cameron, demanding to be taken seriously as part of the Coalition’ (from James Patrick Casey)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: … Continue reading

February 15, 2015 · 3 Comments

MPs vote in favour of Three Baby Roast‏


In a move set to excite Heston Blumenthal, the House of Commons has passed a motion in support of a succulent triple infant feast. Although fertility campaigners have complained that … Continue reading

February 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Jordan combats barbaric executions with civilised executions


Striking a blow in the War on Paradox, the Arab Kingdom has retaliated over the death of a Jordanian pilot at the hands of the Islamic State (IS). Without a … Continue reading

February 11, 2015 · 2 Comments

Surprise Surprise: Magna Carta Special


Hosted by the delectable Holly Willoughby, ITV’s flagship light entertainment programme will bring together four curmudgeonly editions of Magna Carta, for the first time in 800 years. With tears and … Continue reading

February 10, 2015 · 2 Comments

Michelangelo sculptures ‘may be of Dr. Christian Jessen’


Cambridge University experts have not only attributed two obscure bronze sculptures to the renown Renaissance genius, but have identified the muscular figures as being based on the star of C4’s … Continue reading

February 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Prince Charles raises concerns that the North of England is becoming radicalised’


WINNER: ‘Prince Charles raises concerns that the North of England is becoming radicalised’ (from 67Funster)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 7th Feb 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘What, you’ve … Continue reading

February 8, 2015 · 1 Comment

Sporting excellence linked to bedtime stories


Having discovered that sleeping patterns impact on performance levels, researchers at the University of Birmingham have now revealed that top athletes respond best to chapters read from Harry Potter, ‘with … Continue reading

February 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

Apple: $18bn profit but still ‘keeping it real’


Humble Apple executives released a statement confirming their commitment to a frugal lifestyle, regardless of owning ‘more spondoolies than Donald Trump can dream of’. Having now made the biggest profit … Continue reading

February 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Half of PE students would shower, if we stopped watching them


A recent study in the European Journal of Sports Sciences concludes the majority of students do not wash, yet the same students would happily start if the European Journal of … Continue reading

February 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

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