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World’s largest gunrunner oddly concerned that we might not buy their guns‏

By a strange coincidence Europe’s recent cutbacks to NATO spending, has prompted a shrill response from the military–industrial complex of the United States. US Military experts and diplomats are so … Continue reading

March 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

Clarkson petition proves that half a million people want to punch a co-worker

Sociologists have revised their initial interpretation of the groundswell of support for David Cameron’s favourite ‘designated driver’, Mr Clarkson. Recent research suggests those signing to keep his wine-ravaged face on … Continue reading

March 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Boko Haram pledge allegiance to the SNP‏

A furious David Cameron responded to rumours that yet another political party had refused to rule out a post-election pact with the Scottish Nationalists. In turn, Nigeria’s militant terrorist group … Continue reading

March 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘The Father-Son game of capture the flag was taken rather more seriously by one group of dads…’

WINNER: ‘The Father-Son game of capture the flag was taken rather more seriously by one group of dads…’ (from amuseoftheworld)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 14th March … Continue reading

March 15, 2015 · 2 Comments

Generous Murdoch extends back to work scheme to incompetent managers

In an act of selfless charity, known philanthropist Rupert Murdoch has provided a job at media agency Storyful for criminally-inept editor, Rebekah Brooks. Many employers would have baulked at the … Continue reading

March 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Nick Clegg in ‘freak’ moment of conscience

Much to the surprise of those who spend their time checking hens for teeth and pigs for wings, the Deputy Prime Minister stunned political analysts by suggesting drug addiction is … Continue reading

March 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

International Women’s Day ruins Sunday lunch

Men throughout the UK were outraged to discover that 0.2739726 of their year of idleness would be disrupted by the concept that ‘maybe, just maybe’ they should do the dishes … Continue reading

March 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Madonna’s fall raises awareness of care for the elderly

In front of an audience of millions, a frail 56 year old woman collapsed onto a nubile dancer – impaling him on a pair of spiked breasts. While the O2 … Continue reading

March 9, 2015 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Kiss the ring, you pleb!’

WINNER: ‘Kiss the ring, you pleb!’ (from Switzdunnga)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 7th March 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘You make mugs? I married one’. (from Yonderzland) Reminiscing … Continue reading

March 8, 2015 · 1 Comment

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