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New Lagoon Power Plants just create mental images of Brooke Shields topless


Despite their importance to the UK’s environment and energy reserves, all internet searches related to lagoon power leads directly to 1980’s soft porn. Although six new tidal plants are being created, all men of a certain age admit to struggling to visualize anything other than ‘pert turbines, obscured by silken brown tresses’.

Swansea

Swansea

The inappropriate association with ‘The Blue Lagoon’ has resulted in many unwelcome sightseers visiting Wales ‘hoping to catch an eyeful of the good stuff’. One energy expert complained: ‘The British public just need to grow up. These are high tech pieces of engineering not the venue of some smutty teenage bonk-fest’.

The situation has not been helped by posters for the new development boasting: ‘A £30bn investment in forbidden love. Generating electricity for hundreds of thousands of homes, by rubbing nubile bodies together’. Although most agree that describing Swansea as a ‘tropical island paradise’ may be stretching things a bit. Brooke Shields herself was unavailable for comment, but her Agent confirmed: ‘Miss Brooke’s was 14 when she filmed the movie but used a body double for any scenes gratuitously Welsh in nature’.

by @Wrenfoe

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2 comments on “New Lagoon Power Plants just create mental images of Brooke Shields topless

  1. AFormerLondonGirl
    April 6, 2015

    Couldn’t think of a witty response but here’s some emojis to express my laughter at this 😂😂😂

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