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Caption Competition: ‘The orphanage said you were my mum’


WINNER: ‘The orphanage said you were my mum’ (from Maharg Smith)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 27th May 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘Look, I’ll catch you. Honest. … Continue reading

May 31, 2015 · 3 Comments

Cameron opens EU talks with a raspberry noise


The Prime Minister has begun his discussions with other European leaders, with the bold gambit of pulling his trousers down and inviting spectators to ‘kiss my pink tushie’. Many political … Continue reading

May 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

L’Oréal begins 3D-printing Twiggy


Using replicated human skin, the French cosmetics firm are slowly cloning the 60’s style icon. With state-of-the-art 3-D printing a spokesman said they expect to re-create Twiggy: ‘…from scratch, or … Continue reading

May 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Cannes finally outlaws short actors


In what is seen as a crackdown on diminutive talent, the 2015 Film Festival has insisted that all women wear heels on the red carpet and that pint-sized men ‘must … Continue reading

May 26, 2015 · 1 Comment

Correction: Bankers NOT imprisoned‏


It has come to our attention, that a typographical error may have given a false impression that employees at the world’s five largest banks are facing trial as a result … Continue reading

May 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Maybe if I rub my hands together, the Magic Genie of the Podium will give me the majority?’


WINNER: ‘Maybe if I rub my hands together, the Magic Genie of the Podium will give me the majority?’ (from Karen Nehilla)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 23rd … Continue reading

May 24, 2015 · 2 Comments

England, Northern Ireland and Wales cedes to Scotland


Following frank and open discussions between David Cameron and the SNP Leader, Nicola Sturgeon, it has been agreed that Britain will be dismantled and absorbed into a devolved Scotland. The … Continue reading

May 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

New laws to tackle tolerance


In a decisive move, the Prime Minister has set out proposals to confront the evil forces of clemency undermining society. By weeding out the root cause of all radicalism – … Continue reading

May 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Jedis still outnumber Nuns


Despite reaching a 25 year recruitment high, sadly 45 Nuns are somewhat dwarfed by the several hundred thousand UK citizens declaring their commitment to the Force in the 2011 census. … Continue reading

May 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

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