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Gove to academize Prisons


David Cameron’s first instruction to Michael Gove, his most significant appointment of his new Cabinet, is to unleash George Eliot’s ‘Middlemarch’ upon unsuspecting prison inmates. Thanks to Mr. Gove’s previous … Continue reading

May 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘No. 10 Argyle St. doesn’t have the same ambiance, does it?’


WINNER: ‘No. 10 Argyle St. doesn’t have the same ambiance, does it?’ (from Karen Nehilla)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 16th May 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘Nicola Sturgeon … Continue reading

May 17, 2015 · 2 Comments

Scanning reveals a third of Election promises are empty


By exploring Egypt’s bogus mummy industry, the University of Manchester has stumbled across the discovery that a significant number of manifesto pledges were just ‘bundles of cloth, filled with mud … Continue reading

May 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Unforeseen typo sees Egypt jail Morrissey


In one of the great mistrials of the century, the moody singer has been wrongly imprisoned for his role in the arrest and torture of protesters. Through a clerical error, … Continue reading

May 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Most emails now delivered by van


In a shocking waste of resources, figures released today suggest that £103bn of online shopping has fuelled a boom in transit sales. Rather than use virtual means to buy and … Continue reading

May 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tory Majority leaves Newcastle Utd without a new manager


Much to the frustration of voters and Alan Shearer, the General Election has failed to resolve the problems of the ailing Premiership club. No one Political Party wants to take … Continue reading

May 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘The Election frontrunner was always going to be a ball sack’


WINNER: ‘The Election frontrunner was always going to be a ball sack’ (from Melchies9)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 9th May 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘Ed Miliband … Continue reading

May 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Early exits suggest that the majority of votes will be ironic


Rather than marking their ballot with an ‘X’, most voters will be opting this year for some sort of scribbled profanity or a more traditional ‘cock and balls’. Polls are … Continue reading

May 8, 2015 · 2 Comments

Only the threat of prison can keep me honest, claims Cameron‏


In a refreshing admission of duplicity, the Prime Minister has said that a law should be passed to ensure the Conservative party sticks to its promises after the General Election. … Continue reading

May 7, 2015 · 2 Comments

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