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Chris Evans ‘can’t wait’ to be a little bit racist


The BBC has announced that Mr. Evans will be the latest recipient of TV’s ‘carte blanche’ – the freedom to offend with impunity. At an unveiling ceremony the TV and … Continue reading

June 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Chuck Blazer sick of being asked to finish ‘Game of Thrones’‏


Despite battling with colon cancer and corruption charges, the ex-FIFA executive’s greatest regret is being mistaken for every other rotund, beard-wearer. Subsequently Mr. Blazer, 70, has struck a deal with … Continue reading

June 29, 2015 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Disappointingly, things haven’t been the same since Magna Carta’


WINNER:  ‘Disappointingly, things haven’t been the same since Magna Carta’ (from straightsteve)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 27th June 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘Politely waiting for his … Continue reading

June 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe


Obviously in the real world no such left-winger could survive on an oxygen-rich planet, where water and Daily Mail bile cover 70% of the Earth’s surface. However, scientists have speculated … Continue reading

June 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Public shocked by the wrong word in: ‘Young suicide bomber’


Thanks to a shortening of our attention spans, the majority of UK citizens only feel a heightened sense moral outrage for the beginnings of sentences but drift into apathy in … Continue reading

June 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

NAACP last recruited an African-American in 1964


Rachel Dolezal attempted to defuse the controversy related to her ethnic identity, by releasing membership data that suggests the civil rights group had solely been comprised of ‘white guys in … Continue reading

June 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

Government favours unqualified stab victims


The Department for Education has questioned the profitability of using teachers as student ‘pin cushions’, when Academies and unqualified staff can offer much better value for money. As West Yorkshire … Continue reading

June 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption: ‘Who’s got two thumbs and all austerity I need? This guy.’


WINNER:  ‘Who’s got two thumbs and all austerity I need? This guy.’ (from Horgness) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 20th June 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘Cameron refuses to … Continue reading

June 21, 2015 · 3 Comments

Chancellor lists RBS on eBay


George Osborne has taken the surprise step of selling the Government’s 80% share in Britain’s biggest corporate loss-making machine. The Royal Bank of Scotland has been listed as a ‘job … Continue reading

June 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

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