The Truth about Goats
Not since VE Day have so many people swarmed the capital, to welcome a new era of Galloway self-aggrandisement. Responding to the pleas of orphans and the hopes of a generation, the ex-Respect MP had declared his candidacy for Mayor of London and ‘cat impressionist to the masses’.
One confused Londoner commented: ‘I don’t know what came over me; I just felt this need to spontaneously endorse the most ridiculous candidate I could find. With Boris gone, I didn’t know where to turn’.
Despite having no prior electrical training, humble citizens have erected a huge search light, reminiscent of the ‘bat signal’, but using the silhouette of a ‘horse’s arse’. On seeing the signal, Mr. Galloway sprang into action by setting up a charitable fund for his expenses account.
A spokesman for Mr. Galloway said: ‘George is just responding to this groundswell of popular opinion. His campaign is set to sweep London with the speed of the Great Fire…and much the same effect’.