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Blatter escapes disguised as the Von Trapps‏


Taking inspiration from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, the outgoing FIFA president has fled over the Swiss mountains dressed as a Bavarian singing troupe. Resplendent in pig tails and lederhosen, Mr Blatter has escaped an oppressive fascist regime in search of eight-part harmonies and no extradition treaty.

Blatter on the run

Blatter on the run

Despite a quick rendition of ‘I Have Confidence’ to the world’s press, in transpires that very few people have confidence in him. With choreography by Marc Breaux, Dee Dee Wood and a team of tax accountants, Mr. Blatter has so far tap danced around any criminal wrong doings. Although rumours persist that the FBI is on the verge of pursuing him, dressed as the Jackson 5.

The original cinematic release of the Sound of Music, adjusted for inflation, earned $2.366 billion; ironically just enough to cover Qatar’s bribes. Also the similarities with Maria Von Trapp are startling; Blatter has the innocence of a novice nun, the timeless good looks of Julie Andrews and insists on dressing young girls in tight fitting shorts ‘made from old drapes’.

Promising to climb every mountain in search of immunity from prosecution, Mr. Blatter offered a very abridged version of ‘So Long, Farewell’. A spokesman insisted that: ‘- he was older and wiser, telling us what to do. He is 79 going on 80 and he’ll take care of you’. Elaborating on this, the spokesman mentioned a few of Mr. Blatter’s favourite things, including: ‘- brown paper packages tied up with string…containing unmarked bills.’

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5 comments on “Blatter escapes disguised as the Von Trapps‏

  1. Lindy Moone
    June 9, 2015

    Sometimes I worry that I’m the only other writer stalking, um, following you. I can’t sing all the praises, um, harmonies myself!

  2. Wrenfoe
    June 9, 2015

    If just one person stalks me, then I feel my work is justified….and so is the restraining order.

  3. Erica Herd
    June 9, 2015

    Very funny! I wonder if he can carry a tune.

  4. Wrenfoe
    June 9, 2015

    I think the FBI will get him to ‘sing’

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