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Malaysia claims ‘ball-sack’ caused earthquake


Four nudists are to appear in a Sabah State Court, accused of using ‘unfettered dangly bits’ and inciting mountain spirits into causing a deadly quake. Posing nude atop of Mount … Continue reading

June 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

God impregnates fish


A virginal sawfish, from Florida, has become the most recent example of immaculate conception since the Almighty’s ‘barely legal’ fumblings with a 14 year old from Bethlehem. Why God has … Continue reading

June 16, 2015 · 1 Comment

Tate Modern stages retrospective of Clip Art


Renowned as one the twentieth century’s most influential artists, Claus Von Clip is being honoured with a four week exhibition of his pixelated bitmaps. The London gallery will be presenting … Continue reading

June 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Winging his way to extra time…’


WINNER: ‘Winging his way to extra time…’ (from Inchcock)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 13th June 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘Blatter finally understands the offside rule’ (from … Continue reading

June 14, 2015 · 2 Comments

Kate Moss fails to disguise herself as hand luggage


The supermodel and infamous supporter of Columbian farming, has been escorted off an EasyJet plane, having been caught imitating a Burberry bag. With a waif-like physique, Mrs Moss managed to … Continue reading

June 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Cameron returns from Euro-break with a dose of the clap‏


A sheepish Prime Minister has returned to Downing Street, from his EU ‘whistle-stop’ tour, with what can only be described as a bad case of sunstroke and a ‘mysterious rash’. … Continue reading

June 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Blatter escapes disguised as the Von Trapps‏


Taking inspiration from the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, the outgoing FIFA president has fled over the Swiss mountains dressed as a Bavarian singing troupe. Resplendent in pig tails and lederhosen, … Continue reading

June 9, 2015 · 5 Comments

Nicky Morgan to spend £1/2m to teach students ‘The hairs on her dickey-di-do’


The Department for Education has announced funding to instil school children with the core values of rugby; which include ‘lighting your own farts’, dispensing concussion and ‘downing’ dubious hangover remedies. … Continue reading

June 8, 2015 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Ha, ha, World, just kidding! We still have the 2nd Amendment!’


WINNER: ‘Ha, ha, World, just kidding! We still have the 2nd Amendment!’ (from Karen Nehilla) RUNNERS UP ‘Charlie’s Angel’s to become more inclusive’ (from HorvitzCJ) ‘Screw you,Rush Limbaugh! Who says there … Continue reading

June 7, 2015 · 4 Comments

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