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Greece and Iran inadvertently book the same conference room


Much to the embarrassment of diplomats, Greek Finance Ministers and Iranian Defence Officials found themselves on opposite sides of a negotiating table; forced to simultaneously haggle over debt relief and nuclear disarmament. Not only are both sides at loggerheads but this promises to be a meeting with no end in sight; with representatives advised to bring camp beds, adult diapers and ‘enough Adderall to wake the dead’.

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Meanwhile members of the UN Security Council are trapped in Swindon’s ‘Marriott’ Conference Room, with no one to talk to. One frustrated representative said: ‘We’d come to argue over bailouts and sanctions, but instead we’ve been treated to complementary beverages and a power-point display on management structures. I wouldn’t mind but John Kerry couldn’t work the clicker and kept shouting ‘Next’ and ‘Skip that one’ at the French’.

Negotiators have become increasingly frustrated with the Greco-Iranian summit and the feasibility of Iran being able to bomb Greece’s bankrupt banks. One journalist commented: ‘Neither side are willing to compromise, except on the issue of extensions to deadlines – they are both in favour of that. Everything is always at the 11th hour – I can’t remember the last time I saw 10 o’clock’.

Many fear that both countries are heading for a meltdown – nuclear and financial – not too dissimilar to the worst kind of fondue. A spokesman for the two sides said: ‘We wish to assure our creditors and arms inspectors that a solution will be found. To that end, we have agreed that Iran will withdraw from the Euro and Greece will dismantle the wooden horse they’ve been working on.’

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