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Caption Competition: ‘Boris decided there were better things than a water canon’

WINNER: ‘Boris decided there were better things than a water canon’ (from adverseverse)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 18th July 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘The Greek bail-out agreement … Continue reading

July 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Swinger’s festival uses loud music to drown out bonking noises‏

Despite complaints from local residents about noise levels, organisers of ‘Swingfields’ have insisted that their blaring disco music was better than the sound of ‘constant squelching’. In fact, the weekend … Continue reading

July 16, 2015 · 2 Comments

Greece and Iran inadvertently book the same conference room

Much to the embarrassment of diplomats, Greek Finance Ministers and Iranian Defence Officials found themselves on opposite sides of a negotiating table; forced to simultaneously haggle over debt relief and … Continue reading

July 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

Islamic State to be known as ‘The artist formerly known as IS’

The Prime Minister has insisted that all terrorist organisations will no longer be permitted to release material under their previous stage names. Mr. Cameron has instructed the BBC to never … Continue reading

July 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Man has referendum on whether to pay his bills this month

Mr. Paul Willis, of Chelmsford, has taken the unusual step of opting out his financial responsibilities while at the same time demanding that his neighbours continue to send him food … Continue reading

July 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘He’ll sign whatever you want as soon as you let go of his bollocks’

WINNER: ‘He’ll sign whatever you want as soon as you let go of his bollocks’ (from Jenny Laville)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 11th July 2015 ‘The … Continue reading

July 12, 2015 · 1 Comment

IS secretly supports Butlins

By diverting their terror campaign towards international holiday resorts, the Islamic State has underlined their fundamentalist belief in ‘affordable camp sites’. Many have misconstrued the massacres and bombings as an … Continue reading

July 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

UK approves ‘Gay-er marriage’

Not to be out done by the United States’ decision to legalise same-sex marriage, the British judiciary has laid out plans to take gay marriage to a whole new level … Continue reading

July 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Cameron wins Greece in EU negotiation

A rather quizzical British Prime Minister left the Brussels summit, arm in arm with an equally confused Greek PM, Alexis Tsipras. Having promised to leave the talks with an improved … Continue reading

July 7, 2015 · 2 Comments

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