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Caption Competition: iPrison

WINNER:  ‘iPrison’ (from Daylightsaver) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 29th August 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘Chain link fencing is the only way to stop your iPhone screen breaking’ … Continue reading

August 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

George continues to photo bomb press playground snaps

In an open letter to the Royal Family, the world’s collective paparazzi have demanded that the Royal Prince stop ruining their attempts to photograph London’s landscapes. The camera obsessed child … Continue reading

August 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

José Mourinho in favour of NHS waiting lists

Under-funded hospitals are normally a concern, but the Chelsea and Westminster has received a surprise endorsement from one specific Portuguese health tourist. Far from wanting his players to be treated … Continue reading

August 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Donald Trump – the new safe word

The real-estate magnate and Presidential-hopeful, has emerged as the GOP’s frontrunner to become America’s new codeword for crossing emotional and moral boundaries. Organized BDSM groups will be using the phrase … Continue reading

August 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Google purchases the Alphabet

In what has being described as the biggest business take-over of ‘letters representing phonemes’, Google is set to acquire ownership of three thousand years of written civilization. Any language based … Continue reading

August 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Shock that Labour might elect a socialist’

WINNER: ‘Shock that Labour might elect a socialist’ (from Hinchfield12)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22nd August 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘Ashes ruined by halitosis outbreak’ (from … Continue reading

August 23, 2015 · 2 Comments

SAS no longer require Higher Maths paper

Entry requirements for the UK’s covert reconnaissance squad are to be ‘softened’ due to recent fatalities and concern that Scottish exams are getting too hard. The ‘dumbed down’ selection process … Continue reading

August 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Racing anecdote used to anaesthetise Jenson Button

Ruthless burglars may have employed F1 stories and Eddie Jordan quips to reduce Mr & Mrs Button to catatonia. Police confirm that the couple were discovered in a drowsy state … Continue reading

August 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Taxpayers to pay the emotional cost of supporting West Ham

Having cunningly negotiated a reduced rental cost for the Olympic Stadium, the long-suffering ‘Hammers’ are expecting other football fans to proportionately share the ‘anguish of their mediocrity’. Each taxpayer will … Continue reading

August 18, 2015 · Leave a comment

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