The Truth about Goats
The real-estate magnate and Presidential-hopeful, has emerged as the GOP’s frontrunner to become America’s new codeword for crossing emotional and moral boundaries. Organized BDSM groups will be using the phrase ‘Donald Trump’ to warn members when they are about to exceed sexual limits or say ‘something dumbass about menstruation’.
This safeword will also be used by a submissive electorate, every time the dominant Mr.Trump questions President Obama’s citizenship or suggests Mexico is a nation of criminals. One kinky Republican explained: ‘I’m as masochistic as the next person, that’s why I voted McCain/Palin in 2008. But I need to make it clear when my vote has gone too far.’
One dungeon monitor said: ‘We normally advise consensual adults to give three clear and rhythmic grunts when they feel that Donald Trump has overstepped the mark. Of course, it’s different for different people. Is it when Trump buys up chunks of Scotland? When he demonizes Ebola victims? Or when he solves global warming by replacing the ozone layer with a comb-over?’
A spokesmen for Mr. Trump countered: ‘The comfort zone is merely a piece of real estate ready to be exploited. We’re all horny for a bit of serious ethical violation, financial mismanagement and a few lashes with a whip’. Meanwhile risk-aware Republicans are encouraged to spoil their ballot in the most unambiguous way, by voting for Jeb Bush.