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MPs more ‘horny’ than Rock Stars


With Prime Ministers and Lords now being implicated in historical, contemporary and all future imagined forms of sexual perversion, The Rolling Stones may be forced to retire. Unable to compete … Continue reading

August 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Princes Trust? Let’s see how long you can trust this little fella!’


WINNER: ‘Princes Trust? Let’s see how long you can trust this little fella!’ (from BSH Comedy) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 15th August 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘Camilla … Continue reading

August 16, 2015 · 2 Comments

Nation forgets its P.E. kit


Sports Minister Tracey Crouch received an unexpected letter from the UK’s ‘Mum’, asking if everyone could be excused from all forms of physical activity due to an ‘indiscriminate lower back … Continue reading

August 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Son of Zeus confesses to lion killing


Amid the controversy surrounding the killing of ‘Cecil’ the lion, the focus has now switched from a US poacher with a dental license, to ‘some naked dude’ without a hunting … Continue reading

August 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Sharks get a sexual thrill from being punched


In the wake of a second swimmer this month having to strike a shark, evidence is emerging that large fish with cartilaginous skeletons may be getting a taste for ‘Aussie … Continue reading

August 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Channel Tunnel NOT a gateway to Narnia


The Ministry of Defence has been forced to release a blanket denial that Calais’ entrance to the UK is the portal to a fantasy kingdom of bounteous social benefits. Sadly … Continue reading

August 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘But Jeremy, you’re always saying you hate America. I’m just asking that because isn’t Amazon…. Ssshhhhhh!’


WINNER:  ‘But Jeremy, you’re always saying you hate America. I’m just asking that because isn’t Amazon….Ssshhhhhh!’ (from OhthisbloodyPC)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 8th August 2015 … Continue reading

August 9, 2015 · 3 Comments

Windows releases an update for Amstrad’s CPC 464


In response to customer feedback, the much vaunted launch of Windows 10 is going to be superseded with an operating platform that is reliable, easy to navigate and can play … Continue reading

August 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Turkish buffer to be replaced by turkey buffet


Having been criticised with their indiscriminate bombing of Kurdish forces, the Turkish military is to redirect their efforts against IS with a ‘devastatingly unpleasant’ all-you-can-eat offer. Assisted by the US, … Continue reading

August 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

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