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Benjamin Netanyahu claims Holocaust Denial is now kosher


Despite Germany re-affirming their role in the Final Solution, Israel’s Prime Minister has decided that Palestinians were to blame for the WW2 genocide. Although Palestine is a mere 1040 kilometres … Continue reading

October 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

Playing video games leads to lower GCSEs but more fun


The National Children’s Bureau for the ‘bleeding obvious’ has discovered that ‘d@$king around on the Xbox’ rather than doing your homework, might be a barrier to academic greatness.  By contrast … Continue reading

October 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Catholics relax rules on re-marriage, providing relief for Henry VIII‏


Pope Francis has spoken of his intention to make annulments easier although, as yet, it is unclear if this relates to a change in his own marital status.  However the … Continue reading

October 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Robert Peston to pioneer casual Friday’s at ITV


The BBC’s economics editor is to leave his lucrative position as ‘man who pretends to know stuff after it has happened’ and to take-over the role of ITV’s dress-down expert. … Continue reading

October 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Oh Christ! Don’t fall out now, of all times!’


WINNER: ‘Oh Christ! Don’t fall out now, of all times!’ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 24th Oct 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘If I just squint out of … Continue reading

October 25, 2015 · 1 Comment

Fisherman told Green Party membership now at sustainable levels


Following on from the news that North Sea cod is to return to the dinner table, the Marine Conservation Society (MCS) has declared that ‘tree-hugging beardy-weirdys’ are no longer endangered. … Continue reading

October 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

‘Extreme poverty’ unlikely to become an Olympic sport‏


While five new sports, including ‘Sepp Blatter Accounting’, are set to be added to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, impoverished activities like ‘ultra-privation’ or ‘uber-penury’ are unlikely to make the cut. … Continue reading

October 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Child abuse evidence is prone to combustion


Investigating officers have discovered a direct link between accusations of historical abuse and the occurrence of witness testimony magically disappearing into a puff of smoke. This comes in the week … Continue reading

October 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

NASA fake water on Mars to help Matt Damon‏


In a blatant example of Hollywood manipulation, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has spent billions of dollars fabricating images of salt deposits just to bump ticket sales for … Continue reading

October 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

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