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French bombing solves EU migrant shortage‏


With just a mere 10,000 refugees arriving at the Hungarian border in the last 24 hours, many in the EU were starting to panic that we might run out of dispossessed masses, reasons to vote UKIP or emotive photographs of a ‘child’s abandoned shoe’.  Fortunately the French Government has sprung into action with air strikes in Syria, to force the remaining cowering citizens to emigrate using the nearest raft.

Surprise!

Surprise!

NATO members offered their support for the French bombing policy, which had already done such a remarkable job of bringing peace and stability to the region.  In turn British Prime Minister, David Cameron – who spent much of last year railing against Bashar al-Assad – has now endorsed him as a perfect ‘transitional President’ as Syria transitions from 2016 AD to 2016 BC.

A French official explained: ‘Food and blankets are all very well – but you need to incentivise people to leave. Migrants are a dwindling natural resource, which needs to be cultivated.  If Syrians start getting comfortable in Syria, how are they going to appreciate the benefits of living in a refugee camp, experiencing dysentery or being able to fit all their belongings into one bag for life?’

European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker has proposed a ‘pan-European frontier agency’ to compliment the French ‘pain de merde’ of a defense strategy.  With more than 200,000 Syrians already killed and another four million fled abroad, EU Ministers have said the only way to reach their quota of 120,000 asylum seekers is to lure them with tickets for ‘Dismaland’; although they may already be living it.

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2 comments on “French bombing solves EU migrant shortage‏

  1. Inchcock
    October 15, 2015

    Tickled me pink this one did. Thanks.

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