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Catholics relax rules on re-marriage, providing relief for Henry VIII‏


Pope Francis has spoken of his intention to make annulments easier although, as yet, it is unclear if this relates to a change in his own marital status.  However the pontiff has also denied claims that he his been pandering to Tudor monarchs, Mickey Rooney and the cast of ‘Strictly Come Dancing’.

What a catch

What a catch

Many hope that this liberalization of the Church means a move away from those conservative forces which reject Calvinism, swearing on the Sabbath and ‘most forms of contemporary Jazz’.  One sheepish looking Protestant said: ‘I know they say, better late than never – but 500 years late, really? I’ve been dissolving monasteries left, right and centre!’

One particular portly King is said to be delighted to be a ‘singleton’ again, but drew the line at using Ashley Madison.   Meanwhile Catherine of Aragon is reportedly positive about the changes, but Anne Boleyn was unavailable for comment.

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