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Austerity hits funding for terrorists


Speaking at the G20 summit, World Leaders have agreed to ‘cut off’ financial support for terrorists, which many would agree was an odd funding priority in the first place.  Western … Continue reading

November 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Bloody pig threw up on me…’


WINNER: ‘Bloody pig threw up on me…’ (from Sydalg) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE:28th Nov 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘If size does matter than I assure you Boris’ is … Continue reading

November 29, 2015 · 3 Comments

Football League to be re-named ‘Amelia’


After consulting with 18,000 fans and a copy of ‘100 Top Baby Names’, the Football League has decided to align its brand with the most popular name of 2015. Other … Continue reading

November 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Adele’s ex-boyfriend comes out of hiding


Bowed by public pressure and surrounded by bodyguards a Mr. Gary Stevens, of West Norwood, has revealed that he is to blame for Adele’s plaintive wailing and multi-million pound angst.  … Continue reading

November 25, 2015 · 2 Comments

Benjamin Netanyahu to sh@t through the Whitehouse’s letter box


Israel’s Prime Minister will be returning to Washington to re-assert his utter disdain for President Obama, through a series of tightly choreographed insults.  These diplomatic disses will include Mr.  Netanyahu … Continue reading

November 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Some thought rail electrification had gone too far …


WINNER: ‘Some thought rail electrification had gone too far …’ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 21st Nov 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘Boris was now regretting make the tube … Continue reading

November 22, 2015 · 1 Comment

Scientists confirm laughing at James Corden is a ‘a sign of impending dementia’


The University College London has discovered a correlation between frontotemporal dementia and enjoying the self-congratulatory smirk worn by the host of ‘The Late Late Show’.  Even remotely finding James Corden … Continue reading

November 19, 2015 · 2 Comments

Anonymous enrols the Ku Klux Klan on Grindr


Having already shared the details of hundreds of alleged white supremacists, the hackers’ collective have now gone one step further to ensure that lonely racists can find the right love … Continue reading

November 18, 2015 · 3 Comments

Putin consults Wizzard over Ukraine crisis


Having agreed to meet Elton John to discuss gay rights, the Russian President has laid out a schedule to meet other ‘influential’ 70’s glam rockers to improve his international relations. … Continue reading

November 17, 2015 · 2 Comments

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