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Theresa May admits ‘browsing history’ is code for porn stash‏


The Home Secretary has reassured the British public that their sordid secrets will not be subject to MI5 searches, Operation Yewtree or ‘withering looks’ from their spouses. By agreeing to … Continue reading

November 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘We mass manufacture your retro robots, bitch’


WINNER:’We mass manufacture your retro robots, bitch’ [very shallow bow] (from Stooky_Bill)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 14th Nov 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘This is an automaton … Continue reading

November 15, 2015 · 2 Comments

 007’s car rendered useless by spilt milk


In a pivotal scene, during the twenty-forth ‘James Bond’ film, movie-goers will be treated to a high octane action sequence involving sour smelling dairy product.  Britain’s most inebriated spy, after … Continue reading

November 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tax credits cause cancer


In a surprise announcement by the Chancellor, the British public have been warned that suckling on the welfare teat is worse than ‘smoking processed meats’. George Osborne has defended his … Continue reading

November 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Facebook taxed £1 for every sincere comment


Today HM Revenue & Customs (HRMC) defended their decision to levy £4,327 from Facebook in 2014, based on the social network giant’s contribution to the ‘sum of human kindness’.  HRMC … Continue reading

November 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Alien megastructure maybe Heathrow’s third runway


In an attempt to increase aviation capacity while avoiding flightpaths near Tory homeowners, the UK Government has constructed an extra runway orbiting the star known as KIC 8462852. So voracious … Continue reading

November 9, 2015 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Shall we dance? On a bright cloud of bungs shall we fly?’


WINNER: ‘Shall we dance? On a bright cloud of bungs shall we fly?’ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 7th Nov 2015 RUNNERS UP ‘And on my … Continue reading

November 8, 2015 · 2 Comments

‘Sh@t’ still fails to make the list of new storms


While the British public in their infinite wisdom have selected inspirational weather monikers such as Nigel and Steve, more appropriate storm names are going unrequited. Unimaginative responses to the Met … Continue reading

November 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

Labour leadership not covered by 30-day refund


Despite the right to a refund becoming law, many Corbyn supporters have been disheartened to discover that they will have to stick with their original purchase; at least until the … Continue reading

November 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

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