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Fetching $170.4m in auction, Modigliani’s ‘Reclining Nude’ has proven to be one of history’s most expensive pieces of pornography. Gratifyingly for those embarrassed by their lusts, millionaire art collectors are just as susceptible to the delights of a ‘huge rack’ as the riff raff ‘taking a gander at Page Three’.

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One art critic explained: ‘It’s important to note that even the cultural elite love the sight of a pair of big jugs. Who can forget David Hockney’s The Big Tit’ or his follow up ‘The Bigger Tit’? And I don’t need to remind you about Pablo Picasso’s ‘The fallen Madonna with the big boobies’.’

Ever since Mona Lisa refused to go topless, there has been a tension in the art world between artists and their libido. Most art students have casually doodled a cock’n’balls in their notepad and all admit to only attending life drawing class for ‘a bit of nipple-action’. Yet tragically Modigliani, a renowned peeping tom, ‘wanked himself to death’ at the early age of 35.

Now that the majority of paintings in the 100 Million Dollar Club contain some of kind of naked girl it is hoped that artists can now throw off the shackles of always having to paint ‘something meaningful’. One sculptor declared: ‘I plan to create one big row of tits out or marble – I call it ‘The Tory Frontbench’.’

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