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World struggles not to tell Charlie Sheen ‘I told you so’‏


The sad news of that star of ‘Anger Management’ was diagnosed with HIV four years ago, has naturally been greeted by an outpouring of empathy and a subliminal sense of … Continue reading

December 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Shoppers deploying ‘superglue on hands’ tactic come away with best deals from Black Friday sales.


WINNER: ‘Shoppers deploying “superglue on hands” tactic come away with best deals from Black Friday sales’. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE:12th Dec 2015 RUNNERS … Continue reading

December 13, 2015 · 1 Comment

Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏


Outrage gripped the nation as the proud legacy left by Britain’s greatest wartime leader was wilfully ignored by Imam, Jeremy Corbyn.  Lamentation was heard as the so-called Leader of the … Continue reading

December 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

Davis Cup victory inspires the UK to rebuild its Empire


Buoyed on a wave of nationalistic pride and sporting disbelief, the Lawn and Tennis Association (LTA) has set out a series of measures to re-establish the UK’s imperial might and … Continue reading

December 9, 2015 · 4 Comments

Osborne insists Junior Doctors must fight in Syria‏


A magnanimous Chancellor announced this week a sizeable increase to NHS spending, so long as medical staff were willing to go ‘toe to toe’ combating I.S..  With an impressive 2% … Continue reading

December 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Art world confirms: We just like tits


Fetching $170.4m in auction, Modigliani’s ‘Reclining Nude’ has proven to be one of history’s most expensive pieces of pornography. Gratifyingly for those embarrassed by their lusts, millionaire art collectors are … Continue reading

December 7, 2015 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘The Mexicans are coming!’


WINNER: ‘The Mexicans are coming!’ (from Smiley Myrus) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 5th Dec 2015 RUNNERS UP: ‘Well, Sir, I, for one, don’t know what to … Continue reading

December 6, 2015 · 1 Comment

NHS consultation hidden in a ‘riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma’.


With all the pellucidity of mud, the Government has asked the British public about changes to their Health Service through a process of whispers, winks and carrier pigeon.  Not wanting … Continue reading

December 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

World’s second-largest diamond found inside Theresa May’s anus


With the threat of terrorism and the Tory leadership slipping from her grasp – the rectal area of the Home Secretary is now the perfect geological location for the environmental … Continue reading

December 2, 2015 · 2 Comments

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