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Caption Competition: ‘Quentin decided that peyote evenings at the Conservative Club were going to be a standing item’

WINNER:  ‘Quentin decided that peyote evenings at the Conservative Club were going to be a standing item’ (from MBBlissett) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 30th Jan 2016 RUNNERS … Continue reading

January 31, 2016 · 5 Comments

Three little pigs commissioned to build 13,000 new homes

The Prime Minister has taken the unprecedented decision to be guided by fairy tales from the land-of-make-believe or his ‘big society’ as he calls it. Drawing on the construction acumen … Continue reading

January 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

The artist ‘formerly known as Prince’ sent cabinet papers

Much to the surprise of the US multi-instrumentalist and his management team, Prince has been inundated with top secret memos and requests to ‘Do me baby’ from the Secretary for … Continue reading

January 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘We should apologise to the banks,’ says FCA.

The Financial Conduct Authority has shelved its banking inquiry in favour of telling consumers to ‘buck up their ideas and stop whining like a little girl’.  Rather than challenge the … Continue reading

January 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Robert Downey Jr pardoned for 20-years of bland movies

Civil rights campaigners and film critics alike were last night celebrating the expunging of Mr. Downey Jr’s dubious cinematic CV.   No longer will it have reference to the pig’s ear … Continue reading

January 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘That is the best dog ever!’ ‘You reckon? I just thought it was a blatant rehash of the original dog’.

  WINNER:  Stormtrooper 1: That is the best dog ever! Stormtrooper 2: You reckon? I just thought it was a blatant rehash of the original dog. (from NathanChapman) This month’s … Continue reading

January 23, 2016 · 3 Comments

Bowie dies in Cameron protest

Inspired by ‘The Squeeze’ mocking the Prime Minister on the ‘Andrew Marr Show’, the 70’s pop legend has decided to stage the ‘ultimate snub’ by exiting this mortal coil while … Continue reading

January 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK to remove New Zealand from maps

In response to the proposed referendum on a new state flag, all mention of ‘one particularly ungrateful island’ in the southwestern Pacific Ocean is to be expunged from British textbooks.  … Continue reading

January 20, 2016 · 2 Comments

Syrian receives death threat from Hilary Benn‏

Tarek Ahmadi (34) has written to the Speaker of the House of Commons complaining about the 66 threatening votes he and his family had received from Labour MPs. In an … Continue reading

January 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

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