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How to get that Han Solo look – 10 easy steps‏

Ever wondered why Mr. Solo looks like an extra from ‘The Walking Dead’? In fact, our beauty experts are often asked – how can I get skin like a walnut?  … Continue reading

January 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘….and when the Fantasia music stopped here I was here’.

WINNER: ‘….and when the Fantasia music stopped here I was here’. (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 16th Jan 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Flanders and Swann Theme … Continue reading

January 17, 2016 · 3 Comments

I.S. still in a ‘grump’ over lousy Christmas

Welcoming in the New Year with their customary bonhomie, the so-called Islamic State have broadcast a message to the world of goodwill and summary execution.  Many military analysts have concluded … Continue reading

January 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

World agrees to lower 2 degrees of Kevin Bacon

An historic accord was reached in Paris, with the world’s leaders pledging to save a global film trivia challenge, which had threatened to lose ‘all credibility’ as a serious drinking … Continue reading

January 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tim Peake is worse than Jar Jar Binks

Ardent Star Wars fans have declared themselves disappointed with the latest edition to the George Lucas franchise; with none predicting that it would be a bland film about a UK … Continue reading

January 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Ofsted identify failing Jedi schools

Fans of ‘The Force Awakens’ were disappointed to discover that a top Gove Academy has been forced into special measures.  With the same alarming predictability of a US High School, … Continue reading

January 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Now, if you could just float me by M&S…I’m down to my last walnut whip.’

WINNER: ‘Now, if you could just float me by M&S…I’m down to my last walnut whip.’ (from SimonKew) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 9th Jan 2016 RUNNERS … Continue reading

January 10, 2016 · 4 Comments

Japan launches scientific whaling programme to see if they are ‘tasty’

In a triumph of hunger and sophistry, Japanese scientists have cunningly resumed killing whales to determine if they should be killing whales.  As research outcomes go this is particularly satisfying, … Continue reading

January 7, 2016 · 2 Comments

Donald Trump holds back

Friends and supporters of the presidential candidate have expressed concern that Mr. Trump is watering down his message of ‘love and liberal building regulations’ in order to position himself only … Continue reading

January 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

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