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‘Ugly naked guy’ will not return to ‘Top Gear’‏

Although ‘Joey’ from Friends is set to join the new cast of Top Gear, ‘Ugly Naked Clarkson’ has ruled out a return to the BBC’s flagship motoring programme.  The acquisition … Continue reading

February 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Shock as CZJ reaches into pensioners chest and pulls out his still beating heart.

WINNER: Shock as CZJ reaches into pensioners chest and pulls out his still beating heart. (from SimonJJames) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 27th Feb 20016 RUNNERS UP: ‘You’re … Continue reading

February 28, 2016 · 5 Comments

Private Sector child abuse ‘so much cheaper’

Reflecting on their proven track-record of outsourcing ‘things that matter’, the Conservative government have hailed Medway Secure Training Centre as a ‘beacon of maltreatment’, providing round-the-clock neglect ‘at affordable prices’. … Continue reading

February 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

The last of the ‘Clegg-maniacs’ retires

Pauline McClusky (24) of Sheffield, Hallam, has finally put up for sale her extensive collection of Nick Clegg memorabilia and her much smaller collection of Clegg ‘promises kept’.  The once … Continue reading

February 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Journalist discovered trapped inside Adele’s anus

At least one member of the music press and upwards of a dozen photographers are thought to have gone too far in trying to ingratiate themselves with the international pop … Continue reading

February 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Private messages at work can be read but not spell-checked

The European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) has ruled that although an employer is entitled to check their worker’s correspondence, they are under no obligation to find any of it … Continue reading

February 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘You know what to do now, operation Noimmigrants must leave no traces…’

WINNER:‘You know what to do now, operation Noimmigrants must leave no traces…’ (from Squudge) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 20th Feb 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Ja, das fifty … Continue reading

February 20, 2016 · 4 Comments

‘Old’ Hampshire votes for Pitt the Elder‏

In surprise twist to the Presidential primaries, voters from Basingstoke to Gosport have resoundingly thrown their support behind the 1st Earl of Chatham. Despite Pitt being absent from frontline politics … Continue reading

February 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Banksy to fight Katie Hopkins for the nation’s soul

In what is being billed as the ultimate battle between light and darkness, British citizens will soon have to choose between having their conscience represented by a graffiti artist or … Continue reading

February 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

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