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Nobody’s going to fantasize about Jerry Hall now, boasts Murdoch


Anyone who once carried a flame for the Texan socialite, is now facing the unpleasant prospect of a liver-spotted antipodean toad leering into view.  Not content with listening in to our phone calls, Rupert Murdoch’s liaison with Ms. Hall will ensure that he now enters into the subconscious of all males who ever envied Mick Jagger’s love-life during the 70s.

Mr. Murdoch

Mr. Murdoch

Announcing their forthcoming nuptials and Mr. Murdoch’s inevitable funeral, the loved-up pair spoke of their shared love modelling and Press Inquiries.  Ms. Hall, who famously advised all women to a ‘be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore on Page Three’, can now look forward to three happy years of marriage and thirty affluent years of bereavement.

For Ms.Hall this relationship is a natural musical progression; from the avant-garde Bryan Ferry to the rock’n’roll Jagger and finally to jazz-funk fusion that is Rupert Murdoch.  While for Mr. Murdoch this represents his most significant blonde-conquest since Margaret Thatcher or being ‘f@lched’ by Boris Johnson.

Meanwhile the rest of us are left with the unsavoury image of Mr. Murdoch doing to Ms. Hall what he has been doing to journalistic ethics for the past fifty years.  Wider concerns are that other 70s sex icons will also enter into sleazy match-ups; with Twiggy twinned with Donald Trump, Bo Derek linked to Sheldon Adelson and Warren Beatty paired with Warren Beatty.

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3 comments on “Nobody’s going to fantasize about Jerry Hall now, boasts Murdoch

  1. Wick Burner
    February 4, 2016

    Reblogged this on Wick Burner Attacks and commented:
    “liver-spotted antipodean toad” – Love it!
    Reblogged, with muchos thanks, from Flibbertigibbert News.
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  2. ravenwing72
    February 4, 2016

    Reblogged this on In my own little world and commented:
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