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Caption Competition: Shock as CZJ reaches into pensioners chest and pulls out his still beating heart.


WINNER: Shock as CZJ reaches into pensioners chest and pulls out his still beating heart. (from SimonJJames)

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This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 27th Feb 20016

RUNNERS UP:

‘You’re married to who? Small world, I served with him!’ (from BRH)

As the pills kicked in, Reg realised that he might have mixed up his heart pills with his grandson’s drugs. Either way, Wednesday Night Bingo was going to be on another level. (from MBBlissett)

This time Catherine was going for a younger man. (from SallyO1)

Due to pressures of overcrowding, it was decided to finish some Chelsea Pensioners off early. (from Al O’Pecia)

‘No wonder I’m smiling, you can’t see what she’s doing wiv her right hand, Hehehe!’ (from Inchcock)

Miss Jones took her ventriloquism to a whole new level. 1 girl 2 muppets (from SmileyMyrus)

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5 comments on “Caption Competition: Shock as CZJ reaches into pensioners chest and pulls out his still beating heart.

  1. MBBlissett
    February 27, 2016

    As the pills kicked in, Reg realised that he might have mixed up his heart pills with his grandson’s drugs. Either way, Wednesday Night Bingo was going to be on another level.

  2. BRH
    February 27, 2016

    You’re married to who? Small world, I served with him!

  3. Simon J. James
    February 27, 2016

    Shock as CZJ reaches into pensioners chest and pulls out his still beating heart.

  4. Inchcock
    February 27, 2016

    “No wonder I’m smiling, you can’t see what she’s doing wiv her right hand,” Hehehe!

  5. Al OPecia
    February 27, 2016

    Due to pressures of overcrowding, it was decided to finish some Chelsea Pensioners off early.

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