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Google discover ‘greed’ is tax deductable


In a tribute to creative accounting and a ‘pact with the devil’, executives at the universe’s largest search engine have repaid less that £150m in tax avoidance.  Through a financial … Continue reading

February 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

The search continues for America’s worst candidate


Much to the frustration of Iowa voters, Tuesday’s caucus races failed to deliver a calamitous front-runner that the US could view with ‘universal disdain’.  Instead, the primaries split the electorate … Continue reading

February 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Google exposed illegally using torture on children as new picture emerges of the use of cardboarding’


WINNER :’Google exposed illegally using torture on children as new picture emerges of the use of cardboarding’ (from BRH) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 13th Feb 2016 … Continue reading

February 14, 2016 · 6 Comments

Match-fixers still can’t make Tennis interesting


Despite the best efforts of organised crime, secret files reveal widespread ‘boredom’ even at the top levels of the game.  Illicit syndicates may have manipulated the outcome of Wimbledon matches, … Continue reading

February 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Owning Joni Mitchel CDs may bar you from running for President


Concerns have been raised that Republican hopeful, Ted Cruz, may be disqualified from running due to his Canadian heritage and ‘love of Mounties’.  A clause in the US constitution prohibits … Continue reading

February 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Everyone’s a winner!’ – Award ceremonies to be more inclusive


In attempt to combat accusations of cultural, ethnic or skill bias; the Oscars are planning to award prizes to ‘every person with a selfie-stick’.  The short-list for Best Actor 2016 … Continue reading

February 9, 2016 · 2 Comments

Trump tells Fox: ‘I am your father‏’


In a surprise plot twist the Republican front-runner has revealed a symbiotic relationship with the news corporation; shortly before chopping off Megyn Kelly’s hand and ‘throwing her down an abyss’.  … Continue reading

February 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Allegations of cheating as the World Spectacle Case Balancing Championship gets underway.’


WINNER: ‘Allegations of cheating as the World Spectacle Case Balancing Championship gets underway.’ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 6th Feb 2016 RUNNERS UP: ‘David … Continue reading

February 7, 2016 · 1 Comment

Nobody’s going to fantasize about Jerry Hall now, boasts Murdoch


Anyone who once carried a flame for the Texan socialite, is now facing the unpleasant prospect of a liver-spotted antipodean toad leering into view.  Not content with listening in to … Continue reading

February 4, 2016 · 3 Comments

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