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Caption Competition: ‘I’ve got to declare my pleasant surprise and significant bovine relief….when they said I was to attend a shoot, I admittedly thought the worst!’


WINNER: ‘I’ve got to declare my pleasant surprise and significant bovine relief….when they said I was to attend a shoot, I admittedly thought the worst!’ (from Nest Nearly Empty) This month’s … Continue reading

March 20, 2016 · 3 Comments

Richard Hammond now jointly owned by Amazon, Morrisons and the Devil


The theatrical agency representing the person responsible for a third of ‘Top Gear’s Ironic World of Lazy Stereo-types’, has revealed that Mr. Hammond will be under new ownership as of … Continue reading

March 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Nation thought Blackburn was already sacked


In what is described as ‘Yewtree deja vu’ radio fans were left confused over which 70’s entertainers were ‘still on the loose’.  In the same way you thought Corey Feldman … Continue reading

March 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Taylor Swift to headline EU debate


The BBC has agreed to stage the EU referendum at Wembley Arena, with a host of popular rock stars and musically-gifted xenophobes set to take the stage.  Likened to ‘Live … Continue reading

March 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

£3,000 ‘birth budgets’ could fund spa weekend


The NHS in England may soon regret allowing pregnant women to allocate their own healthcare allowance; with many predicting a rise in ‘subsidized trips to Selfridges’.  Indeed, some women have … Continue reading

March 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘OK Gideon, one more time: Here’s my church, here’s my steeple. Open the doors, there’s all the people. Got it? Just once more?’


WINNER: ‘OK Gideon, one more time: Here’s my church, here’s my steeple. Open the doors, there’s all the people. Got it? Just once more?’ (from Nathan Chapman) This month’s photo come … Continue reading

March 13, 2016 · 3 Comments

Isle of Wight didn’t even know we were part of the EU


While the rest of the UK is forced into deciding which Etonian to be lied to, residents of Queen Victoria’s ‘favourite place to die’ are somewhat out of-the-loop.  Unaware of … Continue reading

March 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Revealed: John Paul’s letters to ‘Jim’ll fix it’


The late Pope’s close relationship to Jimmy Savile has been unveiled through a series of intimate correspondence between the pontiff and the BBC’s branch of ‘light entertainment and kiddy fiddling’. … Continue reading

March 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hunt condemns Syrian hospital for ‘poor weekend service’‏


Criticising the Unions for refusing to work under bombardment, Jeremy Hunt has threatened to force contracts upon doctors that will see medical professionals dodging shrapnel 24/7.  The Health Secretary said … Continue reading

March 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

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