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Nation celebrates 90yrs of forelock tugging


The simpering population of the UK turned out in dozens to mark the birth of yet another lizard overlord.  Obsequious to the point of nausea, the people of Britain displayed … Continue reading

April 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boredom now catered for in Cinemas


With one of America’s largest cinema chains (AMC) allowing millennials to text during films, plans are now in place to permit other hobbies within the auditorium; including still-life painting, roller-blading … Continue reading

April 27, 2016 · 2 Comments

Doctors opt for placebo strike


Having exhausted all conventional medicines in repairing the NHS, junior doctors have decided to embark upon another meaningless industrial action to solve the nation’s ills.  Despite resorting to a fake … Continue reading

April 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘It’s getting too easy now’ claims Corbyn


With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career.  Privately Mr. … Continue reading

April 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Damn, looks like they were ready for my ‘stepping outside through an unspecified exit…”


WINNER: ‘Damn, looks like they were ready for my ‘stepping outside through an unspecified exit…” (from BRH) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 23rd April 2016 RUNNERS UP: … Continue reading

April 24, 2016 · 2 Comments

Tax crooks ashamed to associated with FIFA‏


In what is being described as ‘a race to the bottom’ in terms of public opinion, Panamanian accountants have attempted to distance themselves with any connection with FIFA. While admitting … Continue reading

April 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Roy Hodgson selects team for Brexit‏


While businesses are gearing up for a potential European exit in June, for England’s football manager the time to leave is ‘usually by the end of the first round’.  This … Continue reading

April 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Academize? Sorry we meant to say, ‘privatise’.


The Government was forced into an embarrassing apology for what was seen as ‘a monumental error in spell-check’ affecting the last six years of education policy.  Their successful privatisation of … Continue reading

April 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

HMRC relocates to Panama


In an effort to cut down on postage, HM Revenue & Customs have decided to move closer to where the UK’s richest claim to live – the Cayman Islands, Bermuda … Continue reading

April 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

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