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Trump insists the butler ‘didn’t do it’

Distancing himself from his ex-butler’s call to assassinate President Obama, a Trump spokesman was at pains to point out that this was a mystery-writing cliché and that if he was … Continue reading

May 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

 Facebook trademarks the word ‘book’

Having used its brand of Instagram to sue makers of the app Littergram, Facebook has demanded naming rights to any book-related suffix; including scrap books, match books and cheque books.  … Continue reading

May 30, 2016 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Hands up if you’re a modern kinda tyrant, with your finger firmly on the button.’

WINNER: ‘Hands up if you’re a modern kinda tyrant, with your finger firmly on the button.’ (from ThatsPaulsMail)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28th May 2016 … Continue reading

May 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Corruption? Don’t you mean foreign?’ asks Cameron

Organisers of the anti-corruption summit in London were left red-faced when their key-note speaker, the UK’s Prime Minister, let slip that he was not au fait with the dictionary definition … Continue reading

May 26, 2016 · 2 Comments

Dissolved Monasteries rebuilt in Trafalgar Square

Having defeated ISIS by recreating Palmyra’s ‘Arch of Triumph’ in London, the UK is considering a reconstruction of other ancient landmarks destroyed by religious extremists.  First on the list are … Continue reading

May 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chilcott confirms End of Days

While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July.  Many … Continue reading

May 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

McAlpine family happy to smear others

Willing to litigate until the cows come home (and before his own personal chickens come home to roost) the late Lord McAlpine was a staunch defender of people’s reputations – … Continue reading

May 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and this is not how many seats the Conservatives got in Scotland, it’s the number of votes….’

WINNERS: ‘…and this is not how many seats the Conservatives got in Scotland, it’s the number of votes….’ (from BRH)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 21st … Continue reading

May 21, 2016 · 1 Comment

Corbyn loses – just not any time soon

In light of humiliating Local Election results, Labour are having to come to terms with the fact that despite having accrued more votes and almost double the seats of their … Continue reading

May 19, 2016 · 4 Comments

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