The Truth about Goats
Do you suffer from embarrassing Panamanian leaks? Do you worry about premature Brexit? Are you looking for love with German dominatrix called Angela? If so, look no further – all your paranoid EU needs can be managed with one easy to install sock puppet show.
The ‘House of Sock*’ is based around the UK’s Houses of Parliament, in the run up to one of our country’s biggest decisions – the Eurovision Song Contest EU Referendum. This show combines the pace of a Chilcott report with the ethics of Rupert Murdoch.
And if the Prime Minister thought Nigeria was corrupt – he should see what we do with a gym sock, some Velcro and a bottle of baby oil!
For one night only at Wilton’s Muisc Hall, London. 8.00 p.m. Friday 13th May 2016 (@WiltonMusicHall)
Directed by Sheryl Hill and Written by Yours Truly
‘Wrenfoe is best known as one of the main contributors to John O’Farrell’s ‘Newsbiscuit.com’; and is the author behind such kindle masterpieces as ‘Robert Mugabe declares himself the new Dr Who’ and ‘Jedi still outnumber Nuns’. When not abusing the UK’s libel laws, Wrenfoe has also had various ‘knob gags’ performed on Radio 4 and ITV’s ‘Newzoids’.
A long-time admirer of theatrical undergarments, Wrenfoe is hoping to work his way up from socks to eventually get his hands on Dame Judi Dench’s suspenders. After all, Aristotle said it best: ‘Comedy aims at representing men as worse, but if you put a sock on it – what’s not to like?’
Wrenfoe will also work for food. @Wrenfoe‘
(*not to be mistaken with a closing down sale at BHS.)