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‘Batman v Super-gonorrhoea’


Having gone head to head with Spiderman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D!  Action-packed sequences of puss-like … Continue reading

May 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

CIA criticised for ‘sexting’ Bin Laden


Having provoked outrage by live-tweeting the killing of Osama Bin Laden, the CIA have now had to apologise for series of explicit ‘d@$k pics’ from the early 80s – when … Continue reading

May 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Queen overheard using the ‘C-word’


To the embarrassment of the Foreign Office, Her Majesty was caught on camera confirming the existence of China, a fact that had previously been supressed for much of the 20th … Continue reading

May 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The Lion, the Witch and the…Ladder?


WINNER: The Lion, the Witch and the…Ladder? (from Simon Booton-Mander)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: the Telegraph DATE: 14th may 2016 RUNNERS UP Julie wondered if her tuna flavoured … Continue reading

May 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Come and see the ‘House of Sock’


Do you suffer from embarrassing Panamanian leaks?  Do you worry about premature Brexit?  Are you looking for love with German dominatrix called Angela?  If so, look no further – all … Continue reading

May 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Ken Livingstone to keep digging‏


Merrily sprinkling conversations with reference to Nazis and rape, Mr. Livingstone has once more confirmed himself as the nation’s edgier after-dinner-speaker and children’s entertainer. Speaking to the press, the ex-Mayor … Continue reading

May 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Team GB reveals how ‘super hot’ they are


Disguised under the pretext of a kit launch, Britain’s athletes took time out of their busy schedule – of avoiding drug tests – to show off more bulging pectorals than … Continue reading

May 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Musicians sound better dead


As albums of recently deceased Prince top the charts, replacing David Bowie’s back catalogue, it has become clear that the public only appreciate creativity when it is starting to decompose.  … Continue reading

May 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: The invisible man and partner infiltrate conga line.


WINNER:The invisible man and partner infiltrate conga line. (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 7th May 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘As you can see the new C$untBot … Continue reading

May 8, 2016 · 1 Comment

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