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Depp in ironic custody battle for his dogs

Divorce documents have been filed by Johnny Depp and his actress wife Amber Heard, citing ‘irreconcilable dogs’ as the cause.  The couple are now facing a protracted three-way battle with … Continue reading

June 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Next stop…Trump

The Great British half-baked electorate and Leicester City have proven the pollsters to be no better than a bunch of soothsayers, who spend their days counting Facebook likes and chicken … Continue reading

June 29, 2016 · 2 Comments

‘This shit just got real’ explains George Osborne

  The Chancellor has made a stark warning to all the ‘mofos, bitches and investment analysts’ that the proverbial is going to hit-the-fan in the event of a Brexit.  Wearing … Continue reading

June 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK prepares for ‘walk of shame’

Dishevelled, debauched and strongly smelling of cheap cider, the British electorate are bracing themselves for the mother-of-all referendum hangovers.  Sheepishly staggering on the international stage, UK voters are going to … Continue reading

June 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Look – an Old Person destroying our future!!!’ #brexit

Winner: ‘Look – an Old Person destroying our future!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 25th June 2016 RUNNERS UP (…I sense a theme this … Continue reading

June 25, 2016 · 2 Comments

Solstice Druids vote ‘leave’

Crowds gathered at Stonehenge to remember the catastrophic immigration policy that led to an influx of Anglo-Saxons during the fifth century.  Bringing their European laws and illuminated texts, these economic … Continue reading

June 23, 2016 · 2 Comments

Brexiters: ‘What was the question again?’

As the UK hurtles towards a potential EU exit and financial banana-skin, Leave Campaigners have confirmed that they had ‘no idea’ that the referendum had anything to do with Europe.  … Continue reading

June 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and then you insert your middle finger here’

WINNER: ‘…and then you insert your middle finger here’ (from ZZRMark) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS UP ‘You be Göring and I’ll be Goebbels’ (from Remain16please) ‘Holy Sh@t, they … Continue reading

June 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

How to get that Russian-Ultra beach body.

  Ever wondered how Moscow’s finest hooligans look so ripped, as they rip through the opposition?  Ever wanted a tear-gas inspired six-pack without the tears?  Here are our ten easy … Continue reading

June 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

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