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We’ll all be bummed by space monkeys – warns Farage‏


UKIPs leader has unveiled a stark vision of continued EU membership which involves being impregnated by alien simians and being force fed spicy food. Mr. Farage, standing beneath the logo … Continue reading

June 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

New £5 to advertise Churchill Car Insurance


In an attempt to monetize money and increase the value of the pound, the Bank of England has taken the unlikely decision to feature adverts on their new range of … Continue reading

June 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Top Gear…meh


Much to the surprise of astronomers and mystic shaman the sun continued to rise and the Earth spun on its axis, despite the fears surrounding the re-boot of the ‘Top … Continue reading

June 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

MP spots ONLY lie in EU debate


Dr. Sarah Wollaston, Tory chairman of the health select committee, has stumbled across the one  anomalous detail in what political commentators have described as a flawless referendum made up purely … Continue reading

June 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Abandoned Japanese boy better prepared for SATs


Education Secretary Nicky Morgan has heralded a pioneering Japanese parenting technique, as the route to academic brilliance and the creation of a next generation of Bear Grylls.  The next logical … Continue reading

June 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘William’s corgi sex show split the crowd’


WINNER:  ‘William’s corgi sex show split the crowd’ (from Silentsmirk0) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 11th June 2016 ‘Kate was the first discover that guys in DJs … Continue reading

June 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Bill Cosby out of the Presidential election


In a surprise announcement, campaigners for ‘Cosby 2016’ have admitted that their candidate may now be too inappropriate to run for office.  Up until recently accusations of Cosby’s sexual misdeeds … Continue reading

June 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘There’s only room for 12 on my private jet,’ says Pope regretfully


In an act of pure humanitarianism (whilst still maintaining a healthy luggage/migrant ratio) the Pope has kindly offered hope and boarding passes to a select few. With no thought to … Continue reading

June 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Uber invest in driver-less tax avoidance


Having already stripped back safety provision, the US car-hailing company is now pioneering new ways to increase profits while removing the last vestige of human liability. Cars that have been … Continue reading

June 7, 2016 · 3 Comments

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