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Caption Competition: ‘Ah, Mrs May, I see you’ve got a Hi-Viz cardigan but however do you cycle in those heels?’


WINNER: ‘Ah, Mrs May, I see you’ve got a Hi-Viz cardigan but however do you cycle in those heels?’ (from BRH) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Cameron are you post or pre-op?’ … Continue reading

July 31, 2016 · 1 Comment

Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation


Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a ‘geosocial f@ckfest’, … Continue reading

July 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

You can’t put a price on mutually assured destruction


Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted … Continue reading

July 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Not all Labour MPs able to register as Tories


The National Executive Committee (NEC) has been criticised for restricting their backbenchers from joining the Conservatives before the next General Election – despite 172 MPs signing up to defeat the … Continue reading

July 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Turkey blames Eagle for Lame Duck


Having insinuated that the U.S. was behind the failed coup in Istanbul, President Erdogan has now accused Labour’s back-benchers of masterminding ‘another in a long line of cock ups’.  While … Continue reading

July 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘There’s one of Boris’ lies!’ ‘There’s another one! It’s huge!’


WINNER:’There’s one of Boris’ lies!’ ‘There’s another one! It’s huge!’ (from Christopher Blackmore) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 23rd July 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Boris Johnson is coming … Continue reading

July 23, 2016 · 1 Comment

North Korea to take UK’s EU spot


Leaders of European Community have reacted swiftly to Brexit news; planning to fill the void with a someone a little less ‘picky’ about concepts of democracy and who is rarely … Continue reading

July 21, 2016 · 3 Comments

Gove now seeks Top Gear post


Having consulted with his wife and his conscience (or Rupert Murdoch as it is known), the Justice Secretary has nominated himself as the perfect replacement for Chris Evans – offering … Continue reading

July 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

NEC: You must have Sky Sports to vote


Having agreed magnanimously to allow Jeremy Corbyn to stand in the leadership election for which he is already the leader, Labour’s Executive have ruled that all new members must pay … Continue reading

July 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

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