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Caption Competition: ‘Nooo – after you, you backstabbing bastard’


WINNERS:

‘No, after you’
‘No, I insist, after you’
‘No, really, after you’
‘I said, NO, after you’
‘NOOOO – AFTER YOU YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD’
‘PIG FUCKER, PIG FUCKER, PIG FUCKER!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia)

 

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This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 9th July 2016

RUNNERS UP

‘…once you have stuck it through the hole in the wall I do this…’ (from ZZRMark)

‘You may have a helper ready with a knife Boris.. but guess what I’ve got here in this folded up paper.’
‘Oh fuck it’ (One of the Authors)

‘Seems a few pounds lighter since Brexit’ (from The Existential Baker)

‘You may have betrayed me, but I can’t resist slapping you on the arse’ (from Candex)

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3 comments on “Caption Competition: ‘Nooo – after you, you backstabbing bastard’

  1. Al OPecia
    July 9, 2016

    “No, after you”
    “No, I insist, after you”
    “No, really, after you”
    “I said, NO, after you”
    “NOOOO – AFTER YOU YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD”
    “PIG FUCKER, PIG FUCKER, PIG FUCKER!!!”

  2. The Existential Baker
    July 9, 2016

    Seems a few pounds lighter since Brexit

  3. One of the Authors
    July 9, 2016

    “You may have a helper ready with a knife Boris.. but guess what I’ve got here in this folded up paper.”
    “Oh fuck it”

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