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Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted that renewing the Trident missile defence system was the cheapest way to destroy humanity – other than appointing Boris Johnson to the Foreign Office.

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With a twinkle in her eye, the new PM assured MPs that she had every intention of killing hundreds of thousands of innocents; but only if she was ‘double-dared’.  Impishly she suggested that with Brexit just around the corner, thermo-nuclear war might be the least of our worries.

Those suffering from austerity were doubly appreciative that Mrs May had found a quick and easy solution to the misery of payday loans and the need for affordable radiated homes.  Likewise Trident offers a significant saving next to other value-brands of apocalypse; such as Ebola, zombies and Labour leadership elections.

Jeremy Corbyn was criticised for suggesting that End of the World was too high a price to pay, but Mrs May rebuffed him saying the Trident missiles came with a money-back-guarantee.  Boasted a MOD spokeswoman: ‘It was an absolute bargain!  The nice US salesman assured me it was a once in a lifetime deal.  He said –  everything must go – literally!’

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