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Corbyn killed Robb Stark

As the Blairite-wing of the Labour Party continues to condemn their leader for ‘someone else’s sh@t’, the list of accusations against Mr. Corbyn now includes Brexit, anti-Semitism and sinking of … Continue reading

July 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Nigel, there you are. You’re a fan of democracy aren’t you? So, you are to be shot in the morning. It was unanimous. Have a good day’.

WINNER: ‘Nigel, there you are. You’re a fan of democracy aren’t you? So, you are to be shot in the morning. It was unanimous. Have a good day’. (from Runny … Continue reading

July 17, 2016 · 3 Comments

Spiked drink blamed for May’s vision of a better Britain

Concerns have been raised that the UK’s PM-elect has been the target of a prank involving magic mushrooms, a kaleidoscope and some ‘dubious’ cheese.  Clearly under the influence of hallucinogens, … Continue reading

July 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boris shocked to discover he has terrible judgement

While the British electorate, the families of the Hillsborough victims and Mr. Johnson’s own barber may have seen it coming, the ex-Mayor of London has been gobsmacked to learn that … Continue reading

July 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Eagle joins race to be UK’s most hated woman

While Andrea Leadsom surrenders to Theresa May for the role of ‘Mrs Trunchbull’, the ex-shadow minister and ex-Labour supporter, Angela Eagle, is hoping to unite her party behind Jeremy Corbyn…by … Continue reading

July 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chilcot to publish Southern Rail timetable

The long awaited revised timetable is set to be published this week, with a damning verdict on the ‘war criminals’ responsible for scheduling trains on the London to Brighton line.  … Continue reading

July 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Nooo – after you, you backstabbing bastard’

WINNERS: ‘No, after you’ ‘No, I insist, after you’ ‘No, really, after you’ ‘I said, NO, after you’ ‘NOOOO – AFTER YOU YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD’ ‘PIG FUCKER, PIG FUCKER, PIG … Continue reading

July 10, 2016 · 3 Comments

Tony Blair’s apology in FULL

                                                        Yours truly … Continue reading

July 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

 1 in 5 couples close to break-up – 4 in 5 just ‘kidding themselves’

A new study published by the charity Relate reveal that the majority of UK couples are living in a delusional state that they are actually ‘happy’.  Only a fifth of … Continue reading

July 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

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