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Turkey starts school holidays early


President Erdogan has announced that ‘school’s out for summer’, prompted by him putting all subversive teaching staff under house arrest. With 21,000 teachers removed from post and banned from travelling abroad, Turkey has had to cut short its school sports days, results days and ‘not re-enacting Midnight Express days’.

Looks quiet enough

Looks quiet enough

Many in the Turkish Government are claiming that the military coup could have been avoided with a return to the Grammar system and a free King James bible in ever school. Ironically the threat of the reintroduction of the death penalty is the one idea Michael Gove tried but failed to implement during his time as Justice Secretary and earlier as Education Secretary.
Turkish students will now be left to their own devices, provided it involves waving banners in support of President Erdogan. Meanwhile the President has denounced extremist forces hell-bent on imprisoning and torturing the populace, by imprisoning and torturing the populace but in an orderly and democratic fashion.
Turkey’s future membership of the EU now hangs in the balance, with Angela Merkel cautioning moderation while the UK advised ‘more rigorous SAT exams’. The subsequent teaching shortage will see Turkish parents struggling to get their children into their local catchment prison. An Istanbul teacher said: ‘We’re seeing a clamp down on free-speech and learning – a bit like an Academy but with less riot police’.

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