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Dusty Springfield’s testimony convicts radical preacher


Anjem Choudary has been jailed for five-and-a-half years, primarily on evidence surrounding his wayward son Billy-Ray.  At the Old Bailey, Mrs Springfield provided a posthumous eyewitness account of visits by the Choudary’s family; resulting in ‘backyard’ walks, ‘stealin’ kisses’ and a fundamentalist, Wahhabi doctrine of Sunni Islam.

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Mrs Springfield admitted being good ‘isn’t always easy’ and confessed to being radicalized by Billy-Ray’s sweet-talkin commitment to a 60’s caliphate.  She also confirmed that the ‘Lord’ knew of her surprise, when she discovered that Billy-Ray’s ‘groove’ was a threat to Western democracy.

The transcript of the late-Mrs Springfield shows her rigorous cross examination and soulful answers…

QC: Was Mr. Choudary’s son the only one who could reach you?

MRS SPRINGFIELD: Yes he was,

QC: Was he the son of a radicalized preacher?

MRS SPRINGFIELD: He was.

QC: And Billy-Ray was the only one to teach you?

MRS SPRINGFIELD: Ooh, yes he was

Despite Mr. Choudary’s imprisonment, police have warned that Billy-Ray and his sweet-lovin’ could still strike terror at home or abroad. A MI5 spokeswoman said: ‘Don’t be fooled by someone kissing you and telling you everything is all right.  If you encounter a son of a Preacher man, our advice is don’t look into his eyes and avoid the Liza Minnelli cover version’.

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