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Outrage as Mother Theresa sainted before Diana

Daily Express readers have been frothing at the mouth and tearing at their hospital restraints in frustration, that ‘some flighty piece of skirt’ from India will be canonized ahead of … Continue reading

September 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chinese bridge made from iPhone glass

Beijing officials have been left red-faced by the discovery that their 430m-long bridge, costing $3.4m, was constructed without a screen protector. Having used iPhone glass technology, the Zhangjiajie bridge is … Continue reading

September 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Awful baby names are just karma

A fifth of parents claim to have named and shamed their child, to reflect the heinousness of their baby’s past-life misdeeds.  These range from minor-offences resulting in names like Brian … Continue reading

September 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chris Brown just doing his ‘thang’

The popular rapper and renowned topic of conversation at women’s shelters, has been outrageously targeted by police for doing what he does best – sabotaging his own music career and … Continue reading

September 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Cameron pays pig £8.4m in ‘hush money’

The UK’s outgoing Prime Minister is accused of authorising millions of pounds in severance for special advisors and a collection of ‘saucy livestock’.  Accounts reveal pay-rises of up to 24% … Continue reading

September 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘It’s caught in my zip again.’

WINNER: ‘It’s caught in my zip again’. (from ZZRMark)   Caption Picture – ‘Find the Funny in this’ This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 10 Sept 2016 RUNNER … Continue reading

September 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

10 minute consultations ‘a real drag’

The British Medical Association (BMA) has criticised the Health Secretary’s truncated care as an ‘interminable bore’, which becomes no more than a longwinded chat, punctuated with small-talk and embarrassing rashes.  … Continue reading

September 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Scientists discover what all TV input/outputs mean

It’s up there with the riddle of the Sphinx and James Corden’s career, but scientists have uncovered the mystery behind all the ‘hole thingies’ on the back on your wide-curved-plasma-HDR-LED-HGV-RSVP-boil … Continue reading

September 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Owen Smith fails to find seat at Corbyn rally

Leaked video footage shows the Labour contender trying to squeeze through a throng of Corbynistas at a recent leadership event, only for Mr. Smith to produce a fake disability badge … Continue reading

September 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

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