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Suicide an ‘effective way’ to end tax credits


A right-wing think tank has hailed an increase in attempted suicides, as evidence that savings can still be made from the social security budget.  With a concerted effort to depress … Continue reading

October 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Stop moaning. It worked for The Beatles’


WINNER: ‘Stop moaning. It worked for The Beatles’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 15th Oct 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘We all live in a half … Continue reading

October 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Blair threatens to save us


Britain’s favourite war criminal is contemplating a return to ‘frontline politics’, which is ironic given his propensity for sending other’s people’s children off to be killed on ‘actual’ frontlines.  In … Continue reading

October 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Mumsnet fury over nuclear testing


Online parent forums were aflame with criticism that Kim Jong-un was asking North Korea to sit a thermo-nuclear test far too early, without proper preparation for key stage 2 and … Continue reading

October 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

May: ‘The only good Gay is a dead Gay’


The Government renewed their commitment to pardoning homosexuals for being ‘being a bit gay’, provided they had the good sense to have been declared deceased.  Blocking a private member’s Bill … Continue reading

October 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Many dogs still running on Windows Vista


More than 4,700 stray dogs failed to be reunited with their owners due to outdated microchips or using outmoded operating systems.  Around 3,463 stray dogs were destroyed for not being … Continue reading

October 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Sing like you’re winning!’


WINNER: ‘Sing like you’re winning!’ (from BeggarsCanBe) RUNNERS UP Everyone was ready for the visit of the dentist, those too long in the tooth were rooted out. (from Bryntin) Who … Continue reading

October 22, 2016 · 1 Comment

May to repeal the repeal of the Corn Laws


The Prime Minister is to embark on an ambitious programme of repealing every bit of legislation that might protect the British worker.  Starting with the Human Rights and European Communities … Continue reading

October 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Everyone quits


Following a spate of high profile resignations caused by inquiries into child abuse, football corruption and bakery-related shenanigans, the British public have all decided to follow suit.  As of Monday … Continue reading

October 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

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