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Caption Competition: ‘Of course I’m a gentleman. Look, tits first, fanny later’


WINNERS:’Of course I’m a gentleman. Look, tits first, fanny later’ (from ZZRMark)

 

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This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com

DATE: 8th Oct 2016

RUNNERS UP

‘Your vote says out, but your eyes say in’ (from RegiOverMARK)

‘Okay, so you’re Sigourney Weaver and when I open my mouth, a mini Farage is going to pop out and try to kiss you’ (from nathanjchapman)

‘This is the worst shit I’ve ever seen, man’ (spoken by the character Brett in the film ‘Alien’) (from Trevor Warner)

’18 days – then you’re mine, my pretty!’ (from JanieWatts56)

‘Halitosis? It’s my policies that stink’ (from twelvtyone)

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One comment on “Caption Competition: ‘Of course I’m a gentleman. Look, tits first, fanny later’

  1. nathanjchapman
    October 8, 2016

    “Okay, so you’re Sigourney Weaver and when I open my mouth, a mini Farage is going to pop out and try to kiss you”

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