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Boris pledges Syrians extra NHS funding

The Foreign Secretary made a series unsubstantiated promises to end the conflict in Syria – having already delivered so successfully on Brexit, homelessness in London and keeping his ‘Little Johnson’ … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Democracy? Meh

As Columbian voters see fit to reject a Farc peace deal and the British electorate voted for Brexit, Steve Brookstein and more bad plumbing, governments are now realising that democracy … Continue reading

October 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Thank goodness we have access to free healthcare in Europe as part of the EU! Only an idiot would want to leave. Wait…’

WINNER: ‘Thank goodness we have access to free healthcare in Europe as part of the EU! Only an idiot would want to leave. Wait…’ (from nathanjchapman) This month’s photo come … Continue reading

October 15, 2016 · 2 Comments

Hilary grabs Trump by the balls

In a surprise deviation from the customary handshake, Mrs Clinton decided to open the second Presidential debate with an intimate ‘cupping’ of her opponent.  Citing ‘locker-room’ hijinks as her justification, … Continue reading

October 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

May yet to pick a country to destroy

Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; … Continue reading

October 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Racist endorses racist

Theresa May has successfully managed to realign her party, somewhere to the right of Vlad the Impaler.  Having secured an endorsement from France’s far-right National Front, Mrs May has redefined … Continue reading

October 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

MI6 to recruit 1,000 unemployed steel workers

For a country still balls-deep in austerity, the UK has magically found millions of pounds to invest in false beards and pens that shoot lasers. This is great news for … Continue reading

October 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Of course I’m a gentleman. Look, tits first, fanny later’

WINNERS:’Of course I’m a gentleman. Look, tits first, fanny later’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 8th Oct 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘Your vote says out, … Continue reading

October 8, 2016 · 1 Comment

Tim Farron woos Angela Jolie

Reaching out to disgruntled Labour voters and the ex-wives of Brad Pitt, the Liberal Democrat leader claimed his was the only centre-left party that had enjoyed ‘Lara Croft II’.  Speaking … Continue reading

October 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

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