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Trump in gender transition confusion


White House staff have been briefed to expect the President Elect, but Republican officials are yet to confirm if he will be arriving as Donald or his trans-identity – Juanita. … Continue reading

November 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Castro: Grim Reaper 1 CIA 0


Despite 638 attempts, the Central Intelligence Bureau has failed to do what ‘natural causes’ has managed to do in an instant.  The death of Fidel Castro, at 90, is less … Continue reading

November 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Lego refuse to build Trump’s wall


Under the hashtag ‘StopFundingHate’ the Danish firm have ceased collaboration with Republicans, The Daily Mail and James Corden’s agent.  Citing ethical reasons, the toy manufacturer said they would continue to … Continue reading

November 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘She’s ready for Black Friday’


WINNER: ‘She’s ready for Black Friday’ (from ZZRMark)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com Anti-pussy grabbing outfit (from SnuggleBumbs) ‘Hilary won, right?’ (from 5555AlltheFives) Delusional (from Gundorf) DATE: … Continue reading

November 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Shakespeare to remain authentically boring


The Board of Shakespeare’s Globe have reassured audiences of their mission to produce shows of ‘mind-numbing tweeness’, purposely designed to send your average GCSE Literature student into a spiral of … Continue reading

November 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hitler’s wife’s knickers ‘still’ an awkward Xmas present


Still looking for that special gift which says silky M&S luxury, yet with a hint of Nazi memorabilia?  Why not splash £3,000 at auction on Eva Braun’s lilac pants; it … Continue reading

November 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Refugee Chic


British retailers were tonight celebrating the launch of a new fashion brand; soaked in the blood, sweat and tears of child refugees, but with a cheeky hint of haute couture. … Continue reading

November 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

Gove leaves Boris unattended


Parent groups and petting zoos have been outraged by reports that the ex-Education Secretary may have abandoned Boris Johnson to his own devices in the Foreign Office.  Having already acquired … Continue reading

November 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and the same will happen to the next heckler that makes out that I look like a female Donald Trump… lock him up!’


WINNER: ‘…and the same will happen to the next heckler that makes out that I look like a female Donald Trump… lock him up!’ (from Bryntin) This month’s photo come courtesy … Continue reading

November 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

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