The Truth about Goats
Delegates from EU have committed to creating the world’s largest economic ‘bullsh@t-free’ zone. The Ross Sea in Antarctica will now be designated immune to any speculation about Article 50, bogus discussions about Syrians or the wet dreams of Dr Liam Fox.
Much of the eco-system had already been damaged by climate change ‘hot air’ and overly-fishy opinions. Subsequently the Commission for the Conservation of Antarctic Marine Living Resources (CCAMLR) agreed unanimously that 1.57m sq kms be exempt from listening to the apocalyptic predictions from Jean-Claude Juncker or the fairy stories from Boris Johnson.
Explained one CCAMLR Rep: ‘The Antarctic is vital for cooling the rest of the world, every time we get hot-under-the-collar about a 0.5% rise in interest rates. Ironically the Ross Sea is also home to millions of mindless krill – all of whom mistakenly voted for Brexit in the first place’.
This agreement will hopefully pave the way for other world-wide agreements, such as an international muzzling order for Tony Blair. China has stated that 20 years is long enough for a ban on Antarctica Brexit bloviating; although parties settled on 35 years: ‘…or until Brexit actually occurs – whichever is longer’.