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Dylan wins Nobel Prize for LISTERINE®


Having previously been a recipient of the Peacenik Award, Bob Dylan has been honoured with an award for services to throat nodules and antiseptic mouthwash.  With his unique vocal style … Continue reading

November 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

Antarctica saved from Brexit


Delegates from EU have committed to creating the world’s largest economic ‘bullsh@t-free’ zone.  The Ross Sea in Antarctica will now be designated immune to any speculation about Article 50, bogus … Continue reading

November 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump legalizes sex with daughters


In a landmark ruling, the new President of the US has prioritized reducing the stigma attached to fatherly love and ‘pussy grabbing’; in a clear attempt to bring America and … Continue reading

November 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Gove admits error, then admires flying pig


The former Cabinet House-Elf, Michael Gove, has surprised the nation by acknowledging an oversight of the ‘tinsy-winsy variety’. Yet for someone who had previously dismissed fallibility as a sort of … Continue reading

November 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Passion killer


WINNER: Passion killer (from KungFried) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 12th Nov 2016 RUNNERS UP ‘I think we’ll have to use this photo for the Tour catalogue … Continue reading

November 13, 2016 · 1 Comment

May puts nation on high-poppy alert


Distracted by suffering refugees, confused by convoluted Brexit negotiations or just plain scared by a Trump presidency?  No? Neither is your Prime Minster. Today Theresa May did what every true … Continue reading

November 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Bricklayers rejoice!


The election of President Trump is not just a victory for orange people everywhere but an overwhelming mandate for those in the wall-building industry or Muslims who never wanted to … Continue reading

November 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Demand for Junior Doctors, a stereotype says Jewish Mother


The Health Secretary’s plans to increase the number of medical school places has been seen as an attempt to perpetuate a Jewish caricature, that there is a shortage of good … Continue reading

November 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Mosul resists Grammar Schools


Fighting intensified around the occupied city, as Iraqi and Kurdish fighters attempted to bring selective education to this Islamic State (IS) stronghold.  Although some IS leaders have fled, there remains … Continue reading

November 8, 2016 · 3 Comments

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