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Kate Bush endorsed Rolf, now Theresa


Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words for Snow’.  Unfortunately Kate Bush has a history of naively collaborating with child molesting piss-artists – yet it remains to be seen if Mrs May can also play the digeridoo.

Some fans of Kate Bush have started to question her judgement, particularly given her propensity for rolling around in an inflatable ball on ‘Top of the Pops’  Yet, defended one tie-dyed fan: ‘Not every musician has the political smarts of Billy Bragg but can you imagine Billy dressing as Babooshka?’

While lauding the qualities of a female PM, Kate seems to have forgotten that Baroness Von Thatcher was not exactly full of the milk of human kindness.  If anything Maggie was very against free-milk and all the kindness had been privatized.  Female does not equate to friendly, as most Lady Sharks will attest.

Kate’s comeback concert has recently gone to number one, while Mrs May remains firmly as a number two in most people’s estimation.  Meantime, Mrs May will continue to mess up Brexit Kate Bush-style by ‘Gumming up that Bill’, ‘Weathering Fights’ and relying on Boris Johnson – ‘The man with arse for a mouth’.

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