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Proof of death needed for UK holidays

While the NHS is establishing passport checks for patients, British tourism is demanding full medicals for those hoping to enjoy the drizzly delights of Bognor.  As is well known, a … Continue reading

December 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Santa’s elf caught on camera

Winner: Santa’s elf caught on camera (from sort45all) Runners Up Holy Ghost recharges cell batteries (from GhastlyPrat) Pope photo bombs One Direction (from chilling2) Pope auditions new iPhone  (from NutallBake) … Continue reading

December 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

FA inquiry quits before it starts

Following the time-honoured tradition of establishment cover-ups, members of any future investigation of abuse in football have already recused themselves.  This comes after news that in 2003 the FA scrapped … Continue reading

December 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush endorsed Rolf, now Theresa

Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words … Continue reading

December 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Aleppo devastated by TripAdvisor review

There is one thing worse than being indiscrimately shelled and that is metaphorically bombing online.  Citizens of Aleppo have discovered that a brutal review written by @CandyMom81, is infinitely more … Continue reading

December 13, 2016 · 2 Comments

Markets are a barometer of ‘bugger all’

Analysts have finally admitted that share values have as much a relationship with politics, as Donald Trump does with Germaine Greer.  With the FTSE being a marginally worse predictor of … Continue reading

December 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Brexit – in Boris’ head

WINNER: Brexit – in Boris’ head (PaulTheThird) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 10 Dec 2016 RUNNERS UP: Rick Astley? Seriously? (from 99FlakeyJane) Cult of personality? Are you … Continue reading

December 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Blair inadvertently gives home to a tramp

Promising to help the ‘politically homeless’, Tony Blair has discovered a queue vagabonds outside his residence; demanding soup and his justification for the indiscriminate bombing of the Middle East.  The … Continue reading

December 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hammond’s Autumn Statement makes Booker fiction list

The Chancellor is on course to win the nation’s top literary prize for a ‘completely fabricated’ depiction of the British economy.  With his mythical world of unicorns and balanced budgets, … Continue reading

December 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

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